Welcome to my shadowy den of lies. It is I, The Double "S".
Having been unceremoniously cast aside by the world of
television, I have set out to stake my claim upon the internet.
That whole story is buried
somewhere in my Archives,
but you can ignore that for now. What you should really be doing
is
checking out my Random
Musings. That's my place to brag
about all the
sex I have thanks to my vast amounts of money and power. I'm
probably
saying awful things about you right now! After that, check out my
defunct
project Flatus Comics,
the world's only webcomic drawn by me(and sometimes Matt Lau). If
you're some straggler from my glory days in the media, feel free to
stroll
down memory lane by gazing upon my Sordid Past.
There
you'll find clips from my TV show, articles from my newspaper, and
weird
trip reports of the stupid places I've been. Click on the above
links
to navigate this site, or browse the site using the colorful sitemap
below.
I recommend using the sitemap because it took me longer to make.
The
text links are simply there for search engine bots that can't read
navigation
bars(I'm looking at YOU, Google). So click away, weary traveler.
Broken
links? Naw, those are easter eggs! Try hard
enough and you'll even come across an mp3 or two.
Finally,
visit my friends and enemies via my dazzling Links page!
Artists,
writers, ex-lovers and more. Now go!
