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I Have Been to the Mountaintop.


I brought back thedoubles.com because it makes me happy.  It made me less happy for a while, but those days are over.  It is making me happy again.  So here I am.  I'm sorry the updates are sporadic right now.  I launched my porn tube site and have been busy with that and a million other things.

During last year's convention in Tempe, AZ, I felt a very strong urge to just wander off into the desert.  I felt that there was *something* out there for me.  I nearly dropped everything and just headed off into the desert.  But sensibility took hold, and I returned to the convention.

This year was different.  This year, I had a plan.  Looking down imposingly on the convention is "A Mountain", so called because of the large University of Arizona "A" that was placed there many moons ago.  I decided that this year, I was going to climb the mountain.  Preferably with some fellow pornographers.

Pornographers however, like most criminals, are a superstitious and cowardly lot.  I asked the young, the old, the fit, and the fat, and NOBODY took me up on my offer.  Nobody wanted to climb the mountain with me.  Why?  Because it's a huge freaking mountain, and that would be HARD.  They'd rather sit by the pool and drink $5 beers.  Our economy and our industry is in the trash, porn is free and no one is doing anything to stop it, so let's just sit around and be lazy rather than do anything or try to improve ourselves in any way.  Funk dat.  I would prefer to live my life, thanks.

Alone, and in the dark (so as to avoid the desert heat), I headed to the mountain and made my way up.  The main trail is surprisingly steep.  Someone was nice enough to add stairs to one part of the mountain, but they are steep stairs, requiring an unnatural gait.  I climbed and climbed and climbed as fast as I could, knowing that fatigue and the imposing height of the mountain would do me in if I stopped to think about it for too long.

And you know what?  I scaled that mountain in like twenty minutes.  It wasn't easy, but it wasn't nearly as daunting as everyone was making it out to be.  If you just bum rush that sucker, take it head on and OWN it, it's nothing.  Yet *everyone I talked to* refused to even consider climbing it.  Think about that for a second.  If I said to somebody, "Hey, want to go for a 20 minute walk with me?", I probably would've gotten a few people to go.  But, "Hey, want to climb that mountain?", everybody runs screaming.

What was holding them back?  Fear.  Fear of the big bad, the unknown, of what could go wrong.  We all have that fear.  But this particular day, I fought back and took charge.  In no time at all, I was on top of a mountain, getting a text from a developer of one of my side projects that things were progressing nicely.  I was feeling GREAT.  It helped that I had hooked up with somebody, too, but that just cemented it.  I was on top, and everyone else was down there.  Where they belong.

Climbing back down, and in the days since, I've thought a lot about what the whole experience meant.  Again, it was a 20 minute ascent.  An episode of Family Guy lasts longer.  But being on top, seeing fear for the puny man behind the curtain that it was, has been incredibly empowering.  If you thought I didn't care before, you should see me now.

I believe that I'm really coming into my element lately.  Doing what I want, on my terms, while still holding down a job.  This whole desert experience was the clearest example yet of something I've often believed in:  You can do pretty much whatever your heart desires, and nobody can stop you unless you let them.  Nobody can stop you because everyone else *sucks* and you are *awesome*.  About 99% of the world is full of s***ty human beings.  Everyone is completely pathetic.  They're scared of a mountain that's not even half a mile high.  Are you going to let people like that tell you what to do?  Are you going to let whiners and naysayers direct your life?

And please don't get me wrong, I am NOBODY.  I just happen to have internalized the knowledge that if I want to do something, I can just do it.  Anybody at all can!

For added fun, start calling shots like you're Babe Ruth.  I did that the other day, when my credit card company had mistakenly jacked up my APR to 19.99%, and the supervisor I was talking to refused to lower it.  He was giving me some garbage excuse, and I told him, "Just because you say it's true doesn't actually make it true.  I know, in my heart I know, there is someone who can right this wrong for me, and it's not you.  I'm going to find them.  Mark, (his name was Mike, but I kept calling him "Mark" to p*** him off) do me a favor, watch my account over the next few days.  Bookmark it, flag it, whatever you need to do.  Watch as the APR goes back to 5.9%.  Watch, as I get a hold of somebody who can fix this.  Then, maybe, for once in your life, you'll start to realize that there are greater possibilities out there than what you perceive.  This shall be my gift to you."

Of course, my APR didn't get lowered to 5.9%.  The CEO's executive assistant felt so bad for what happened that she lowered it to 4.9%.  I hope Mark was watching.  sex mp3

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